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Cthulhu Demotivational Poster


TAGS: cthulhu pirate
Rating: 3.2/5

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PRESIDENT - We're screwed now anyway

CTHULHU - better than being a democrat or republican

TAGS: cthulhu democrat republican evil lesser
Rating: 3.03/5

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yon - October 27, 2008, 9:35 am
id write him in but i dont think cthulhu was born in america so he/she/it's not able to be president :(

CTHULHU'S CHOICE OF LIBATION - What the the spawn of the stars drinks after a long day of being worshipped by gullible humans.

TAGS: cthulhu stay thirsty
Rating: 4.25/5

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GreyWolfe - June 21, 2011, 4:38 am
Loving the bendy straw. But am I the only person that notices the misconception that Cthulhu is one of the old gods? It's the high priest, not a god. lol Sorry, random thoughts at 3am. :D
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 10:01 pm
Cool poster. I think the text in the picture should have been underneath.. Just saying
Greeny - June 18, 2011, 9:17 pm
the bendy straw lol



PETS - Because even 'extreme exil' needs a friend.

Baby Cthulhu -

TAGS: cthulhu baby
Rating: 4.58/5

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GaryO - October 17, 2013, 8:20 am

DOCTOR CTHULHU - He will scare the shit and the cancer right out of you.

TAGS: doctor cthulhu cancer shit healthcare reform
Rating: 3.85/5

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agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 12:18 am
And I thought MY timmy was stupid.
Overlord Douchebag - February 18, 2010, 11:35 pm
Hey, here's an idea. F*ck off.
TokinFire - February 18, 2010, 11:25 pm
Cthulhu is a Great Old One, not an Elder God. Douchebag.
Overlord Douchebag - February 18, 2010, 10:53 pm
I tried to be a doctor once. Then I found out it was more helping people than it was all-you-can-eat buffet soul-wise. Dropped out, majored in Elder God Studies.
spacedog - February 18, 2010, 9:36 pm
Dr.Zoidberg I presume.
Reason - February 18, 2010, 7:48 pm
Perfect for an EGD poster. I can't think of an idea though.


TAGS: c t h u l h u cthulhu not cthuluh
Rating: 2.61/5

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Masterblaze0 - June 17, 2009, 5:45 pm
He mispelled it intentionally. If you spell his name correctly, he will come in the night and take you.
IdiotNazi - May 28, 2009, 11:42 am
That's not bad grammar that he's pointed out.
yay - April 11, 2009, 3:42 am
grammar nazi
SpoonyBard - March 24, 2009, 7:06 pm
... That's not how you spell Cthulhu.


CTHULHU - Has had enough of your shit.

PRIVACY - People always walk in on you at the worst moment.

CHUCK NORRIS - it only takes those two words to know who pwns...

TAGS: cthulhu chuck norris fsm rulez
Rating: 1.95/5

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Woodywood03a - July 27, 2009, 4:51 pm
Really, who in the fuck is that?
anon - January 8, 2009, 5:08 pm
Cthulhu would easily rape FSM. not that FSM isn't awesome... just rapeable by Cthulhu.
Anon - October 9, 2008, 8:16 pm
"those two words" being "not him"?


INCONCIEVABLE - Then who or what the hell is that a picture of?!??!

TAGS: cthulhu horror
Rating: 2.45/5

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Crazydad - May 6, 2009, 9:26 pm
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Joey Z. - October 12, 2008, 9:47 pm
God I hate typos =.= Cthulhu
Joey Z. - October 12, 2008, 9:46 pm
john - June 19, 2008, 10:30 am
I think the first guy meant that the actual horror is inconceivable, not cthulu.

Sense -

TAGS: sanity cthulhu iluminati
Rating: 2.5/5

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themansn - January 31, 2011, 9:52 am
@doc: It's "Fhtagn!" not "Ftagh!" (according to "Unspeakable Vault)
noone - March 27, 2009, 8:44 pm
cocain is a hell of a drug
Doc - February 27, 2009, 5:02 am
Um. Ai! Ai! Ftagh!... 'cept cuddly. That would work as a caption.
Scorpio7 - December 25, 2008, 1:32 pm
Posters like this one serve a very good purpose. They publicly illustrate the total lack of intelligence, of those who create them.
Culos - December 10, 2008, 3:56 am
Suck, this caption does. If you don't have anything funny, don't post!

Merry Cthulhumas -

TAGS: xmas cthulhu lets show some love for the elder gods ok
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 27, 2014, 9:42 pm
This pretty much covers the holidays from Oct thru Jan
Sho - December 26, 2014, 10:37 pm
looks like the cover of some kind of fairy tale book lol
JesusWept - December 26, 2014, 11:25 am
LOL very cool! L L L L L